Complete with brass-plated ring hanger (ready to hang)
She didn’t win for science. Or literature. Or peace (she once threw a scone in mild protest).
No, her “Noble” Prize was for Outstanding Excellence in Dramatic Pauses, Emotional Overreactions, and the Art of Making a Grand Exit. Her speech was mostly gentle thank-yous to people who once made her tea. And one poem about a cat who chose her lap.
